Text

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

tomatoes actually absorb toxins, and people used lead plates, so they actually did get lead poisoning.

(via darkdaysbrightnights)

Photo
trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

(Source: heytaymillie, via somethingwithabeard)

Photoset
#157 Typhlosion - The Volcano Pokemon

(via somethingwithabeard)

Text

queenryukomatoi:

the sneaky slytherins that go into Hogsmeade on weekdays just to get a present for someone’s birthday.  

the cunning slytherins who plan surprise parties that are amazing, stunning, and truly surprising.  

the ambitious slytherins who push their housemates to do their best.  the ones who study with those younger than themselves, benefiting all parties.

the slytherins who donate to charities, just in case they end up in a similar situation some day.

the nice, caring slytherins who help out other houses because they know that friendship and good memories is the best way to gain favors later in life.  

the slytherins who know that power is great, but no power is complete without supportive friends to back you up and applaud you once you achieve your dreams.

(via socially-anxious-dragon)

Tags: harry potter
Quote
""When I was that age, I listened to my elders," Onua muttered, conveniently forgetting she had done no such thing."

— Wild Magic by Tamora Pierce (via kissmylit)

(via somethingwithabeard)

Photoset
Text

a-creepy-wholockian:

shisno:

daughter-of-the-stars:

"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says

"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says

"Man up," the strong female character says

"Shut the fuck up," I whisper

#stop using my gender as an insult

(via darkdaysbrightnights)

Audio

tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

(via somethingwithabeard)

Photo
badtvblog:

We’re not so different you and I

badtvblog:

We’re not so different you and I

(Source: iamhby, via darkdaysbrightnights)

Photo
lumenate:

coltre:

A lot of people complain about the night, and how lonely they feel inside their bed. But that’s not how it works for me. I notice I’m lonely at 9 am. When the sun wakes me up and everything is silent around me. I notice I’m lonely at 1 pm. When I walk down the street knowing I  have no one to go visit. I notice I’m lonely at 3 pm. When I draw on my yellow paper knowing there’s no one to say “This drawing is from me to you. I think about you a lot. ” I notice I’m lonely at 6 pm. When I look in the mirror and my body is untouched. There’s no sign of someone else living, touching, breathing my body.  It makes me sad thinking how much love I’m willing to give and it’s all going wasted because after all, maybe some people aren’t meant to be with someone.

finally someone puts this into words

lumenate:

coltre:

A lot of people complain about the night, and how lonely they feel inside their bed. But that’s not how it works for me. I notice I’m lonely at 9 am. When the sun wakes me up and everything is silent around me. I notice I’m lonely at 1 pm. When I walk down the street knowing I  have no one to go visit. I notice I’m lonely at 3 pm. When I draw on my yellow paper knowing there’s no one to say “This drawing is from me to you. I think about you a lot. ” I notice I’m lonely at 6 pm. When I look in the mirror and my body is untouched. There’s no sign of someone else living, touching, breathing my body.  It makes me sad thinking how much love I’m willing to give and it’s all going wasted because after all, maybe some people aren’t meant to be with someone.

finally someone puts this into words

(via grumptruck)